what would you do if the flood came to your house?

put up sandbags.

i would marry the cutest one and have some ugly babys and then i would break up with it because it doesnt have enough money to buy me a pillar of autumn thats liek a ferrari

^ umm okay thats disturbing, you would already be dead anyways.

^^lol

Yea... If you werent dead... I think you would probably die somewhere betweeen teh marriage and the babys... Something tells me that... Not to mention all teh flood I've seen are either popcorn, tiny, or guys....

id capture a infection form and give it to a kid i hate mabey alexhalos a girl
Edited by Higuy on Oct 17, 2007 at 09:47 PM

I'd capture an infection form and poke it with a sharp knife.... XD

Or a needle... Attached to a hose... Attached to a helium tank... Then I'd have some tape, and some string... And I'd have a flood balloon!!!! YAY!!!
Edited by Caboose117 on Oct 17, 2007 at 09:48 PM

lol it gave me cancer on the honey moon
Edited by alexhalo on Oct 17, 2007 at 09:50 PM

lol

yea i gto those headeags and after i woke up it showed my a video of us ahving sexual relations and i didnt want it so that damn flood ***** raped me

run to the weapon store, buy a shotgun, and FIRE!!!

I'd panic and then realize that this can't happen because its in a video game and not real life. So I'll run back to my PC and point and laugh at this topic.

id go buy some porn with pamela floodisson

im sure it would poke you back with its tenticals and infect you.

wow u guzs reallz are some racists when its about the flood ! what did thez do to you?ok...they killed u sometimes but that doesnt justify it!!!!*runs away crying*

Um, I'd have it in a box, and use a 10.5 ft long pole with a blade on teh end to poke it....

id hug it

I would get armor that the infection forms cant penetrate, find someway to get them to recognize me as their leader, build up a army of TRILLIONS of infection forms, give them implants that makes it so they recognize everyone i tell them too as friendly, take my infection army, and go to the most
over-populated covenant planet and wreak HAVOK!

or u just get a life.....^^

Dance.

wasnt this topic done before? anyways.....id go up to my mom and wave an infection form at her and then id probably like get her infected with it and beat the crap out of her so she would become a carrier releaseing more then i would slowly infect the whole world muahahahahahahah but they wouldnt get me because id be in my boxwith little eye cuts like snake on mgs ;P i would rule the world lol

lol yeah i like that idea lol....flood balloon!

what about that biped murderdollz was making?....lol

i would use them to kill my enemies

debeak it so its harmless and make it my pet (>^_^)>

I believe you're thinking of HL2 headcrabs there.... I dont think the flood have beaks....

correct i made it to

Dude... Thats disgusting... Get something better to look at...

i would:
1) wip out a crate of plasma grenades turn em on and let em fly (plasma poisoning prtects you from being taken over by the flood)
2) go talk to gravemind (he won't kill me cause i have info that he can't kill to get)
3) go talk to some friends of mine and barrow the MC armor prototype (i can't spell its actual name)
4) wip out two infinite ammo pistols and unload on em
5) call in an airstrike and backup (i don't feel like fighting alone)

-.- so why make it again?

i would strike you for making nonsense post. *presses slap button* <---- i should make an animated gif for that

^
http://www.astinagt.com/forums/image.php?u=16&dateline=1155258551

*sleeping disorder* *Head bangs keyboard*

I'd probly die, unless i had my assualt rifle.... and a keyboard.....
Edited by Rozar on Oct 20, 2007 at 07:29 PM

I would become best friends with it. Then I'll become friends with all of them.Then I take over the world muwhahaha!After that, I'll kill em with my M60.