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Corvette19
Joined: Feb 27, 2007


Posted: May 11, 2010 09:52 PM    Msg. 1 of 46       


Invader Veex
Joined: Apr 11, 2007

i make poast


Posted: May 11, 2010 09:53 PM    Msg. 2 of 46       
this opened my eyes. i hate halo now


Dark
Joined: Nov 10, 2008


Posted: May 11, 2010 09:55 PM    Msg. 3 of 46       
as Francis would say
i hate halo


DEEhunter
Joined: Dec 16, 2006


Posted: May 11, 2010 09:55 PM    Msg. 4 of 46       
These reasons are so stupid.
18. Homage or Theft? I

The character of Cortana is similar to the AI named Durandal from the Marathon series. Can't Bungie come up with its own ideas instead of stealing those of others?



23. Homage or Theft? VI

343 Guilty Spark's betrayal of the Master Chief was stolen from Cortana's betrayal of the Master Chief in Halo 2.



38. Funny-looking Beetles, Those...

Seargent Johnson calls the Covenant "bugs," despite the fact that they do not even resemble insects.



TROLLS


squeaky
Joined: May 31, 2007


Posted: May 11, 2010 10:06 PM    Msg. 5 of 46       
Most of the "phony physics" points don't even relate to physics.. who made this list, even though its a joke its a stupid mistake.


Dark
Joined: Nov 10, 2008


Posted: May 11, 2010 10:08 PM    Msg. 6 of 46       
Quote: --- Original message by: squeaky
Most of the "phony physics" points don't even relate to physics.. who made this list, even though its a joke its a stupid mistake.

its supposed to sound stupid :P


Ring127
Joined: Apr 1, 2010

Semper-Fi


Posted: May 11, 2010 10:08 PM    Msg. 7 of 46       
OMFG I now realize that bungie is made up of a bunch of douches and will never ever ever buy another halo game, ill even burn/mutilate all my halo stuff!!!!!




PS: Joking, all of those reasons were retarded, and most likely just a big joke


Alpha Series
Joined: Apr 25, 2010


Posted: May 11, 2010 10:09 PM    Msg. 8 of 46       
Yeah I was about to say it was a joke... You can kind of tell before you read past the 5th one...

Some of these are humorous. The rest I just refuted because I can...

@ #1, Well, most of the time, you don't drive the vehicles long enough for fuel to really matter. Were you driving in circles for at least 24 hours? How come there's nothing in here about magical spawning vehicles?
@ #2, I'm not going to start a huge political Debate...
@ #3, Who cares? It's Jared...
@ #4, Don't blame Bungie for the natural attributes of aliens!
@ #5, Or maybe they are cowardly because they aren't trained for the field? They are operators...
@ #6, Nuclear weapons are only Evil when they are used against humans!
@ #7, Well who ever said it was Bungie's capitol ship?
@ #8, travel faster than the speed of light is not possible, but passing the distances faster is... By creating ripples in space... Special theory of relativity...
Lol @ #9... he is a cyborg, essentially... His game files even say it xD. Technically he's an enhanced "super human" I guess, but add the suit and the fact that the most he ever takes off is is helmet, he might as well be Cyborg.
@ #10... look at any space visor EVER when it's in space... This is the essential basis off of it's design... It's like the two way mirrors used in police line ups...

Yes, I might actually refute each of these one by one...

@ #11... I don't really want to go into detail how each area of the ring would pull you in more than the empty void that exists in the center... Seriously, the ring is made up of quadrillions (minimum) of tiny objects, they're called molecules, each having it's own center of mass. It's like a super combining pull... The pull from the opposite side of the ring is weaker...
# 12 makes sense... The entire way plasma operates in halo is off...
@ #13, It has been theorized that since light is made of particles, they can have a physical mass, and exert actual forces.
@ #14, performance...
@ #15, the battle's not over... And that isn't chief's duty. Although a body bag wouldn't hurt...
@ #16, generally that broken glass does not contact flesh, even on the marines. It would merely scratch the armor...
@ #17, lol...
@ #18, Marathon was produced by Bungie... It is not theft.
@ #19, ?
@ #20, I'm not a star wars geek but I can say that the energy sword is a fair bit different than the light sabers...
@ #21, Ok?
@ #22, Grunt's are funny... so I really don't care xD
@ #23, Cortana hardly betrayed him, and there is pre-existing logic for guilty spark's attack.
@ #24, Yeah, reincarnation, or something designed so people don't get pissed off because they died on legendary and have to restart on the intro level...
@ #25, Lol... I could refute this one but I choose not to for the plain humor in that.
@ #26, His suit does have a radio...
@ #27, That is quite hilarious, and fairly possible considering how easy it is to die in a vehicle in halo 3...
@ #28, OH MY GOD A YELLOW BANSHEE NO WAY!!! Halo 2 had one, anyway...
@ #29, Well, after all, they always say they want to take over the world... You've got me there.
@ #30, The glass shatters, and the contents inside said broken container expand onto your person. It is not geometry that is bestowing power.
@ #31, That doesn't make as much sense as you think. Although, the second and third games do take place in Africa...
@ #32, And the Spirit of Fire is neither a Spirit, nor is it on fire. What's your point?
@ #33, A.K.A. Halo. Circular object.
@ #34, The aliens formed an alliance called the Covenant... Some aliens AREN'T evil...
@ #35, Automatic Audio Translation Devices, A.A.T.D.'s. Quite possible, not very easy to do today though...
@ #36, Well considering there is really only one master chief anyways, Co-Op is not canon...
@ #37, LOL! Funny, but anyways... The game IS rated M for a reason. Just like why the best comedy in the world was rated R...
@ #38, They do resemble insects. Their armor has iridescence in most cases, plus he's mostly referring to the flying ones which are Insectile.
@ #39, Why doesn't a frag grenade explode when you hold the handle down?
@ #40, It's either the assault rifle, or whatever weapon was in your hands and most suitable when the cut scene started... It's his favorite UNSC standard issue weapon.

OH YES, I am pushing through to the last one. This is going to be one long message!

@ #41, He dies, doesn't he? Besides, Tobacco is a slow death and marijuana doesn't murder... It just kills brain cells.
@ #42, Because that would be too hilarious?
@ #43, He'd still sound the same after editing.
@ #44, You have a problem with her voice as it is?
@ #45, Because Bungie had better things to do?
@ #46, You caught em! It's magic!!!
@ #47, No, sir, PURPLE IS AWESOME and supportable by any gender. Pink is much more girlie than purple. Plus, ever break up with a girl? They can be QUITE ruthless...
@ #48, Maybe he would if he weren't stolen at the age of 6 to be a slave to the Military. However, then he wouldn't be a cyborg...
@ #49, Well, clothes aren't part of the person. Also, she has straps covering her bits, so It's like a swim suit...
@ #50, You want a Grunt Plushy?
Edited by Alpha Series on May 11, 2010 at 10:52 PM


Corvette19
Joined: Feb 27, 2007


Posted: May 11, 2010 10:09 PM    Msg. 9 of 46       
Quote: --- Original message by: squeaky
Most of the "phony physics" points don't even relate to physics.. who made this list, even though its a joke its a stupid mistake.


Really?


ODX
Joined: Jul 26, 2007

A rare sight, indeed.


Posted: May 11, 2010 10:14 PM    Msg. 10 of 46       
I read number 1, didn't really understand how it was a reason to hate.

Read number 2, exited the tab in about 2 seconds and went back to homework.




Terrible, terrible trolls.


Dark
Joined: Nov 10, 2008


Posted: May 11, 2010 10:17 PM    Msg. 11 of 46       
i burned my halo boxers because of this


Corvette19
Joined: Feb 27, 2007


Posted: May 11, 2010 10:36 PM    Msg. 12 of 46       
Quote: --- Original message by: ODX
I read number 1, didn't really understand how it was a reason to hate.

Read number 2, exited the tab in about 2 seconds and went back to homework.




Terrible, terrible trolls.


Why so serious?
Lighten up a little, it's ok to laugh.


Noobyourmom
Joined: Mar 23, 2010


Posted: May 11, 2010 10:45 PM    Msg. 13 of 46       
@ 11. Phony Physics IV

Wrong, the sum of all gravitational forces at any point in the center of a perfectly symetrical ring in a vacuum would be 0. Just like a giant Faraday cage, only with counteracting gravitational forces instead of magnetic forces.

@ 15.

That one's so true. On that mission after your bunker is blown up in Halo 3, it ticked me off that you have to run away and leave the wounded marines to die. Dangit Bungie, NO MAN LEFT BEHIND!!!
Edited by Noobyourmom on May 11, 2010 at 11:10 PM


Alpha Series
Joined: Apr 25, 2010


Posted: May 11, 2010 10:53 PM    Msg. 14 of 46       
I can't believe I actually took the time to refute almost all 50. Some I chose not to refute for political reasons, or because it's just hilarious.


Corvette19
Joined: Feb 27, 2007


Posted: May 11, 2010 10:57 PM    Msg. 15 of 46       
My favorite one was the one about the subway diet guy xD


Cocaine
Joined: Mar 2, 2009

Can't stop napping.


Posted: May 11, 2010 11:18 PM    Msg. 16 of 46       
I honestly believe that Bungie forgot to make the ring face outwards , instead of inwards when they made halo.


Skyancez3o4
Joined: Apr 6, 2010

I miss CE


Posted: May 11, 2010 11:41 PM    Msg. 17 of 46       
Although this is meant to be a joke....the list seems retarded but has good points.....


Slayer117
Joined: Oct 3, 2008

Host of CE3 2010-forever!


Posted: May 12, 2010 12:54 AM    Msg. 18 of 46       
God i hate halo so much now. i mean seasily i dont want my kids to see a naked 343 guilty sparks, Shame on you bungie... SHAME!


Joshflighter
Joined: May 23, 2009

Former CMT Team Co-Leader


Posted: May 12, 2010 01:03 AM    Msg. 19 of 46       
"Why halo sucks...?"
I dont get it.. what is halo sucking on?

I dont even think it can suck.(Owait, it cant.haha) Also, your implying it sucks more then one thing. "Halo sucks".
Finish your sentence man. Its not polite, gosh.


anonymous_2009
Joined: Jun 13, 2009


Posted: May 12, 2010 05:07 AM    Msg. 20 of 46       
Wow, someone needs to get a life. Its a game and he is using real life examples e.g. matter can't move faster than light.

Wow, I feel sorry for who ever wrote that article.

ITS A GAME! GET A LIFE!


Bulgarian
Joined: May 1, 2010

T-bagging n00bs since 2007


Posted: May 12, 2010 10:01 AM    Msg. 21 of 46       
Quote: --- Original message by: Corvette19
http://forums.bungie.org/halo/archive7.pl?read=177201
Onotix showed me xD

In Soviet Russia Halo doesn't like YOU.
i just couldn't resist.


Corvette19
Joined: Feb 27, 2007


Posted: May 12, 2010 02:56 PM    Msg. 22 of 46       
Quote: --- Original message by: anonymous_2009
Wow, someone needs to get a life. Its a game and he is using real life examples e.g. matter can't move faster than light.

Wow, I feel sorry for who ever wrote that article.

ITS A GAME! GET A LIFE!


Cool.


Dark
Joined: Nov 10, 2008


Posted: May 12, 2010 04:16 PM    Msg. 23 of 46       
guys this isnt srs its a joke it says its a spoof of 50reasons why LOTR sucks....


Sergeant 1337
Joined: May 1, 2010

Do you even lift?


Posted: May 12, 2010 04:33 PM    Msg. 24 of 46       
those 50 reasons are so stupid they're funny


Ring127
Joined: Apr 1, 2010

Semper-Fi


Posted: May 12, 2010 04:37 PM    Msg. 25 of 46       
Quote: --- Original message by: Bulgarian
In Soviet Russia Halo doesn't like YOU.
i just couldn't resist.


How do i give you +infinity rep?


Slayer117
Joined: Oct 3, 2008

Host of CE3 2010-forever!


Posted: May 12, 2010 04:54 PM    Msg. 26 of 46       
Quote: --- Original message by: anonymous_2009
Wow, someone needs to get a life. Its a game and he is using real life examples e.g. matter can't move faster than light.

Wow, I feel sorry for who ever wrote that article.

ITS A GAME! GET A LIFE!


lol serious noob is Serious


Dwood
Joined: Oct 23, 2007

Judge Ye Therefore


Posted: May 12, 2010 05:13 PM    Msg. 27 of 46       
Quote:
underwear on 343 Guilty Spark


QUICK SOMEONE DO IT. WE NEED TO MAKE GUILTY SPARK LESS NAKED. GET SOME UNDERWEAR ON HIM NOW.


Dark
Joined: Nov 10, 2008


Posted: May 12, 2010 05:24 PM    Msg. 28 of 46       


Dwood
Joined: Oct 23, 2007

Judge Ye Therefore


Posted: May 12, 2010 05:35 PM    Msg. 29 of 46       
Quote: --- Original message by: Dark


Onotix.


Dark
Joined: Nov 10, 2008


Posted: May 12, 2010 05:48 PM    Msg. 30 of 46       
Quote: --- Original message by: Dwood
Quote: --- Original message by: Dark


Onotix.

yes?


UnevenElefant5
Joined: May 3, 2008

she/her this fag bashes back


Posted: May 12, 2010 06:57 PM    Msg. 31 of 46       
ITT:
people taking stuff way too seriously


032 Mendicant Bias
Joined: Feb 25, 2010

Magnum periculum est elit.


Posted: May 12, 2010 08:04 PM    Msg. 32 of 46       
Quote: --- Original message by: anonymous_2009
Wow, someone needs to get a life. Its a game and he is using real life examples e.g. matter can't move faster than light.

Wow, I feel sorry for who ever wrote that article.

ITS A GAME! GET A LIFE!

the funny thing is,the poster's name is Redloser ._.


Spartan_094
Joined: Jan 8, 2008


Posted: May 12, 2010 08:45 PM    Msg. 33 of 46       
10. Phony Physics III

The Master Chief is able to see the outside world through his visor, yet we cannot see his face through his visor. What does he have to hide, and, most importantly, how is this possible?

orly

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7tCrUb24p8


squeaky
Joined: May 31, 2007


Posted: May 12, 2010 08:52 PM    Msg. 34 of 46       
Guys, the ring is ROTATING. Heard of centrifugal force? Because of the rotation things are forced against the surface of the ring, gravity would not have enough effect to keep you on the ring strong enough.

If you have no idea what I'm talking about place some objects in a bag and spin the bag in a circle.

edit: Here's a nice little diagram for you http://home.bway.net/rjnoonan/humans_in_space/gravity.gif
Edited by squeaky on May 12, 2010 at 08:55 PM


Donut
Joined: Sep 30, 2006

I swear I'm not actually dead


Posted: May 12, 2010 11:10 PM    Msg. 35 of 46       
Quote: --- Original message by: squeaky
Most of the "phony physics" points don't even relate to physics.. who made this list, even though its a joke its a stupid mistake.

last i checked, optics, magnetism, mass, and gravitation are all sciences of physics

 
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