Quote: --- Original message by: Me KS
You really want a map that everyone will hate? That's easy:
Use Hang em High's BSP.
Stuff around 3 pelicans in the map at random.
Replace the pelican's engine sounds with this sound: http://content.ytmnd.com/content/0/9/2/09239186ba60ce4957eb745d930b5162.mp3
Fill the rest of the space up with rocket launchers that shoot nukes.
Replace their explosion sounds with loud square waves: http://content.ytmnd.com/content/5/2/c/52c7fdf4435b445c14d3627208051d0d.wav
Pile a bunch of actually good ripped weapons and vehicles tightly in one corner of the map. And I mean truly pile them.
Add a sign scenery pointing to them that says "these r all mine".
Place the CTF, Oddball, King, and Race flags tightly in another corner of the map.
Put all spawn points in the air.
Replace biped footstep sounds with grenade explosions.
Replace all the multiplayer UI widgets with "Activate Aimbot" and tie each one to a script that just does (crash "") (yes, that actually crashes Halo. Try it in devmode.)
Replace all the announcer dialogue ('Red team has the flag' and such) with a recording of someone screaming loudly.
Replace the flag and oddball with weapons that self-destruct with a nuke explosion. Make sure they have the square wave sound too.
Replace the map ambient sound with a looped recording of a computer voice saying "soi soi soi soi soi".
Add another nuke explosion to the flashlight of the players.
For extra hate points: Replace the player biped with a destroyable hog that shoots nukes with the same explosion sound ^ (yes you can play as a vehicle. Try it in globals.)
For absolute overkill: Replace the player biped with a turret ... :)